If JC Were a Fruit

If JC were a fruit, he'd almost certainly be a durian. An acquired taste, to be certain, but enjoyment of this friendly and unassuming fruit is an indisputable sign of sophistication.

Like the durian, JC boasts an intimidating outer shell. His hefty guns and pointy shoulders warn people that might eat him that such an act would be met with at least some resistance. But the shells of both of these unique organisms are poor prelude to the immense power and unique character found below the surface.

Runner up: Tomato